Well if you are reading this page you must think you are ready for a puppy! Are you sure ? have you thought long and hard about it? They are a lot of work and a life changing experience.
WHEN we do have puppies they are born and raised into a family enviroment well within the hussle and bussle of family life -ok so its a mad house but it makes for happy well adjusted puppies .We have kids about cats and other dogs so from the start there is alot going on as they grow they get to experience many sights and sounds before they fly the nest to join new families .
As we do not have an endless supply of puppies and most of the time we do have a waiting listin place we will try our best to put you in contact with someone who has a litter we ourselfs would be happy to by from -sometimes we do also know of older puppies and adults who are available to new loving homes many will have been returned to their breeders through no fault of their own please consider one of these. Or maybe a rescue ? all breeds have a breed rescue you will be carefully vetted and expected to make a donation but a worthy cause im sure you will agree?
Go home and read the paper in peace for the last time.
Before you finally buy or rescue a Stafford or GSD, find a couple who already have one and berate them about ttheir methods of discipline, lack of patience, appaling low tolerance levels, and how they have allowed their dog to run riot. Suggest ways in which they may improve their dog's sleeping habits, toilet training, table manners and overall behavior. Enjoy it ....... its'll be the last time that you will have all the answers.
To discover how night feels, go to bed at 10pm. Set the alarm for midnight, wake up and throw yourself violently onto the floor. Place a 56lb bag of spuds on the duvet and attempt to get back under the covers. Reset the alarm for 5.30am and just as you awakening, slap yourself in the face with a large wet sponge. Get up to make breakfast, keep this up for 14yrs or more, try to look cheerful.
Walk down the road with one arm fully extended, break into a jog extending the arm even futher. Say "Heel nicley", several times, shout "Heel" serveral times more, scream "STOP PULLING DAM YOU!". Ignore looks from passers by.
Can you stand the mess dogs make? To find out, first throw 2 gallons of mud onto a newly mopped kitchen floor, smear the excess up the sides of the cooker and kitchen units. Tread a little into the hall and living room carpets. Stick your fingers in the flower beds and rub them on the clean walls. NOW, How does that look??
Forget the BMW and get an old banger. Buy a rawhide chew, a packet of dog biscuits and a large bone. Mash them down the back of the seats. Go to the hairdressers and obtain a weeks floor sweepings.
Distribute them liberally on the seats and carpets. Run a garden rake along both sides of the car. There perfect!
Get ready to go out, try to sneak out of the door without making a sound. Go halfway down the garden path, come back. Five minutes later, try again. Come back. Put on stereo and make soothing noises. Try again. Ring friends and tell them to come round and see you instead.
Practice sitting on not more than one eighth of the sofa and try different methods of balancing a hot cup a tea on your knees. When, if ever, you perfect this, try eating a packet of crisps/biscuits silently whilst keeping packet out of sight. Give up and sprinkle crumly residue down back of sofa.
Tie two dinner forks together and put dog lead on a hook. Rehearse picking up the dog lead silently. When it rattles scratch yourself very hard down the shins with the forks. Repeat procedure many times. Go to the sports shop and obtain a pair of goalkeepers shin pads.
I think i can add one more bit of self determination to that. Stand in front of a mirror and say to your reflection, "you are the most wounderful, gorgeous, kindest creature in the whole world and i love you, adore you, worship you. Without you, life is unthinkable, desolate".
There, that should really get you ready to own a Staffordshire Bull Terrier or GSD .
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